Thought for the day!
A random thought came to me--- why not have a thought for the day column on here. Post any old thought at all-- could be Roxy/Bryan related, music related, nonsense related-- just anything at all. From my point of view the sillier the better, and if you can throw in a quote or two or a song mention to discuss more power to your elbow so to speak.
Both serious and funny most welcome!
Both serious and funny most welcome!
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Permalink Reply by sharon on -
Jim
While this fable of the future is enthralling...! one snag, the eldest left home for uni two yrs ago, and is happily rinsing her garments in fabric softner without the remotest inclination to add a pair of butch socks to the mix ...and I applaude her !! I was still night clubbing in my late 20's and it was fun !!no regrets ..
am loving Mrs Doubtfire..in a Ferrari !!
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Permalink Reply by Richard Evans on -
The Killers live album ain't very good
Richard
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Permalink Reply by Jim on -
Richard,
I have not heard it but that is a shame as their studio stuff is good.
I have heard a great live album recently but will go over to the live album thread.
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Permalink Reply by Jim on
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Sue,
even better value. A Kick up the Ex--- you will probably get a reward from the current Mrs!!!!!
Mind you the groom might not be too chuffed to learn that this is some ancient family ritual right enough.
The smashing particles-- now that is a good name, although someone else should come in with a team called " Where''s the Flux Capacitor?" as it get's increasingly difficult to say as the night goes on.
Now I have a problem with this particle smashing thingy! The big doofa in Geneva where they do all the partcle smashing cost $4billion and they say that they create a black hole which in theory can swallow us all up and bring about then of the world etc. We all just disappear up the cyberarse into the never never.
But, say the scientists, the black whole is only created for a fraction of a second so we are all as safe as houses.
Well can I just point out that after spending the $4billion with all these brainy guys the bloody thing broke down after a week and it has taken a year to fix it!!!!! When I hear that the same team are going to start it up again with the potential of flushing us all down the the Milky Toilet am I the only one who thinks " Thanks but don't bother! Away and invent the self cleaning house, the self producing food or at least a couple of decent centre halves for the celtic defence!"
If you took you new car to a garage and had them change the spark plugs-- and it took them a year to do it and they buggered it right up, you would hardly let them tackle a quick service of a nuclear submarine as their next job would you? No thought not-- bloody scientists!
Helen,
Come on it is only a turned duvet, and anyway would you not fancy the thought of Christiano Ronaldo's face resting against your apples for the night?????? Can't believe I have just said that but hey ho!!!! How about Denis Law or Brian Kidd? They played for both.
Anyway you don't have to worry as I was telling my pal from Wakefield that you were facing the night in the spare room in wakey under the Man U duvet. He spat his beer out in a oner-- he is now arranging for Shazza and family to be deported to outer Mongolia or Govan for crimes against humanity. He showed me a book written by a painter from near Wakefield who will only decorate your house in White for Leeds United, and whilst he might stretch to the odd other colour he refuses point blankly to use Red!!!!
Strange but True!
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Permalink Reply by Helen on -
Jim,
Haha!!!! This could be fun, I never thought about it like that before, and It has opened a whole new chain of thoughts as you can imagine, what with Ronaldo nesting sweetly and keeping me warm and snug.
I am just a bit worried that David Beckham might suffer heat exhaustion down in midfield!!!! and then with Giggs's shooting skills, who will be guarding the goal mouth??? will it be headed in or placed? will Rooney score a hat-trick? who will last 90 minutes plus extra time?....
all sorts of time consuming questions to take the shock of the Duvet cover away!!!
And Next week, do we play......AWAY????
I used to be such an innocent child before I joined this site......then you came along and led me astray!!! I blame you ;)
BTW....good on your mate for spitting his beer out in protest, must be a Rangers Fan!!!!
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Permalink Reply by Jim on
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Actually Nellie,
he is a long suffering Leeds United and Celtic Fan who has developed a strange habit of running up hills near our village. This has resulted in broken and damaged toes, pulled muscles and various other assorted injuries-- but there is no talking to him. Clearly he belongs down a pit in real life and just can't get enough of that there open sky!
Now that last message must win the roxyrama prize for most double entendres in roxyrama history-- maybe Chris will send you a prize? Probably a Man U duvet when I think about it.
As for marrying the one you can't do without-- clearly I should have married a bank!
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Permalink Reply by Helen on
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Yeah Jim
"A Trifle risqué a Tart No Sir!!!!!" haha....its just a laugh though, and a roxyrama prize in the offing?
could I swap the Duvet cover for a night out with BF? nothing flash... Just a Man City night game and a hotdog on the way home....he's paying though.... I think that could easily be arranged...can just imagine the two of us sat there in the freezing cold with our his n her City bobble hats on!! haha...I reckon he'd be up for that!
Now we could all marry a Bank, Money doesn't buy you love n happiness and doesn't keep you warm at night either... then again if your not looking for that, then yeah, you can walk a bank down the isle, and I will walk the Banker!!!!!
As for the Jungle replacement what about Susan Boyle????? perfect candidate if ever I saw one!!!! or what about Ken Dodd and his tickling sticks? he would bring a laugh around the night camp-fire, anyway I would love to see him first thing in the morning without any make up on!!! haha... aw just kiddin he's a workaholic, just got a Mad face!!!!
I was watching a comedian last night on DVD, our very own Jason Manford, really funny and big Man City fan too, I could sit in the pub with him 7 nights a week, talking stupid. Try and check him out!!!
But tonight I will be watching Rita, Sue,and Bob too!!! haha I never get bored of that film, and the bloke who plays the Drunken old man is hilarious, he should have won an Oscar for that performance, he should have been in it a lot more too, Too funny!
Shaz, I've always liked football from being very young... with my dad supporting Man City we had No option!!! it would be classed as child cruelty in this day and age!!! but then again so is offering a Man City fan a Man U Duvet!!!! Scandalous!!!!! haha
I got the same e-mail from the BF camp, and picked up on the Summer release too, and thought "Oh No I thought it was due out in March"....nice two downloads.
Insomnia.....I have a cure for that!
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Permalink Reply by Jim on
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr honey it's cold outside---- as the song says!
By the way Susan Boyle comes from West Lothian which is a f...king jungle in it's own right!
Wild Horses wouldn't drag me there!
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Permalink Reply by Jim on
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Now that Ms Price has left the jungle of her own volition who do you think should replace her?
Yes I know this lowers the tone of these hallowed pages but does anyone think it should be Mr Ferry or even Mr Eno? They would be an interesting addition to the mad congregation that they have out there. Eno would be full of surprises although I am not sure that either would be any good at the tasks?
Bryan of course has a love of gardens and all things foliage and would no doubt flirt outrageously with the gals-- mind you he would be tame in comparison to Brian Eno.
Anyway it would sure beat this rain.
Who can sleep in this heat...................
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Permalink Reply by sharon on
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Wow...I would be first on the plane to the jungle if our Bry was in there...just went into shock as he appeared on t' telly a min ago in an advert for his 'Best of Bryan' C.D....came over all unecessary I did.!!
HELEN...!!! hilarious 'duvet' post, how do you know so much about Footba players !!!
anyway it's clean and ironed if you want to stay Thurs .....Jim a painter AND writer -from Wakefield ?!!....on a mission to locate this fictional book ,straight to Wakey come the morn .
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Permalink Reply by Jim on
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Steady-- when I say painter, I mean painter and decorator!!!!!!!!!!! Now your man might have been from Leeds so go steady when searching and saying he is from Wakey. If you can't find anything just get a volume of Ian McMillan's Poems ( Official poet to Barnsley FC don't ya know? ) for some good Yorkshire writing that's not about shearing sheep on the Yorkshire Dales and falling in love with a Shepherd boy who turns out to be the Sheikh of Baghdad's long lost son on a work experiensh trip?
I got an "Official" e-mail today from the "Official" Bryan Ferry website containing an "Official" Bryan Ferry newsletter--- plugging "The best of......" etc.
Apparently the recording of BF's new album is well under way and will be released in Summer of 2010? Which I think is later than we had previously been told!
Obviously no sign of any Roxy mallarkey at all.
By the way, the other night there was an advert for hair straighteners on the tv ( God the shit I Know eh? ) immediately after the Debenhams ad ( definitely going to go out more-- even if it just for Milk and biscuits! ) which seemed to me to feature Cyan and her Bike!
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Permalink Reply by paulanthonygray on -
Who care,s about that trollop!
Stick to the script please!
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